Full disclosure: One of the top reasons that I love popcorn is because it's salty. I guess that's why I'm not a huge fan of the sugar-coated popcorn. Kettle corn bridges the gap, but when I eat too much of it, I feel gross. But if I eat too much salt-only popcorn, I don't have that problem. Jeff is out preparing for the first shoot of his movie, so, left to my own devices, I made simple Paloma Blanca on the stove.
My favorite part about eating popcorn out of my own bowl is grabbing the top layer with my tongue. In an ideal world, there would exist a bowl that would enable me to eat an entire bowl of popcorn in this fashion. I guess a popcorn plate would do the trick, but the drawback would be that it would not hold very much popcorn. Inventors, get on this, please.
Did you ever have those yogurt push-up pops? A cardboard cylinder filled with frozen yogurt and a sort of stick/piston underneath that you'd use to push the yogurt towards the top as you licked it. You need that, but big and filled with popcorn.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to try your face-first method of popcorn devouration.
OH MY GOD you are a genius. That is exactly what is needed.
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